The song that the Cheshire Cat sings to Alice when she comes upon him for the first time, in the tree...before meeting the momeraths.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

SO yea...

So.....we had some drama today. Leslie came in with a chip on her shoulders...ready to be mad at anyone she thought she could get away with it with. Unfortunately for her, she picked Wayne. I don't think the drama that happened today was all that unusual for her. From everything she's said, trouble follows her. She has no idea that SHE is the problem. She has no idea that she brings the disapproval on herself. She stood in the office ranting that she "does her job" Oh no she doesn't. She does the aspects of her job that she WANTS to do. Now...you ask, how is that any different than what anyone else does? We all do ALL our job when it's necessary. Yes, it's human nature to try to get out of doing the yucky stuff. But we ALL do what's necessary when it's necessary. She doesn't. She doesn't want to do any of it...and will do anything to get out of it. She was told yesterday she wouldn't go on probation if she went on light duty. Which she has told several people she thinks it would be 'fun' to be on light duty. So...she came in today, spoiling for a fight, so she could justify in her tiny little mind, quitting. Unfortunately, like the coward she is, she couldn't follow through.

SO....she called her husband, and had him call up there and demand she come home, because of some 'emergency'. Of course he didn't ask to speak to her, he spoke directly to Bettie. *snorts* So fake. All of it. Now...I sound just like the type of person I'm bitching about...the backbiting bitch. However, I'm telling my blog...not everyone else. This is something private. Right? Ok. Now that that's out of the way....

I get my way!! I GET MY WAY!! *does a little happy dance*

I know. For a FACT. Leslie was reccommended for termination today. Straight to Cindy. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. w00t! *smug* I'm not going to say I had anything to do with it, cause I don't know if I did or not. But it's happening. And I hope like HELL I'm there when she finds out. Cause I want to watch the little bitch get walked out. Maybe that's wrong of me...but I don't care at this point. She's caused as much stress in there lately as Jenna has. And we don't need that kind of crap. We don't need her. I've only met a few people in my life who annoy me on site like she does. *growls*

Ok. I'm offa here. Jacques is calling me. ;)

Gee Ma I wanna GO HOME!

GEE MA, I WANNA GO HOME
(Author Unknown)


They say that in the army
The coffee's mighty fine
Well, it's good for cuts and bruises,
But it tastes like turpentine!
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The chicken in the army,
They say is mighty fine,
A drum rolled off the table
And squashed a pal of mine!
Oh, I don't want no more of army life!
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The clothing that they give us
They say is mighty fine
Well, me and half my regiment
Can all fit into mine
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The salary that they pay us,
They say is mighty fine
They give you thirty dollars
And take back forty-nine
Oh, I don't want no more of army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go,
Gee Ma I gotta go,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!


*****


ALTERNATE VERSION: As used in the TV show "Mash"


Father Mulcahy:
A chaplain in the Army
Has a collar on his neck,
If you don't listen to him
You'll all wind up in heck.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Colonel Potter:
Friendships in the Army
They say are mighty rare,
So I spend all my free time
Carousing with my mare.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Radar O'Reilly:
The corporals in the Army
You say we're really green,
But if it weren't for us guys
You'd be in the latrine.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Margaret Houlihan:
Oh some nurses in the Army
They haven't tied the knot,
But this one's gonna try it
With Donald Penobscott.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Hawkeye & B.J.:
Oh the surgeons in the Army
They say we're mighty bright,
We work on soldiers through the day
And nurses through the night.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The Nurses:
The surgeons in the Army
They're bright, they are profound,
But we'll take chopper pilots
They'll get you off the ground.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Corporal Klinger:
Oh some guys like the Army
I think that it's a mess,
If it's so damn terrific
How come I wear a dress?

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Frank Burns:
Oh Hawkeye and ol' B.J.
They think they're pretty smart
I'd like to take a scalpel
And stab them in the heart.

All:
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

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Have you seen my...

"Childhood"

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for the world that I come from
'Cause I've been looking around
In the lost and found of my heart...
No one understands me
They view it as such strange eccentricities...
'Cause I keep kidding around
Like a child, but pardon me...

People say I'm not okay
'Cause I love such elementary things...
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood
I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like pirates in adventurous dreams,
Of conquest and kings on the throne...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me,
Look within your heart then ask,
Have you seen my Childhood?

People say I'm strange that way
'Cause I love such elementary things,
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood I've never known...

Have you seen my Childhood?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like fantastical stories to share
The dreams I would dare, watch me fly...

Before you judge me, try hard to love me.
The painful youth I've had

Have you seen my Childhood...